Sumandak in the house...hahaha
Ever meet creepy creatures in your life? Meet these 3 creatures that can be found at our home. I know they are hiding somewhere inside/outside the house, only show their creepy look when the time is right. Hahaha…One of the creature is dedicated to Azura, been promise to her since last year.
Before I continue, please take note that some of the fact, points or whatsoever maybe not true. I mean I write the story without a research but based on what I normally see around our home. In another words, if you doing your homework and stumble on my page SERIOUSLY DO NOT COPY. This is not an article, just a story. Anyway you can correct any facts if you want :)
Lontugi aka Ulat Gonggok. Yaaaay, look at the long body with thousand of legs. I wonder where it shops for shoes during Christmas Day….hihihihi. Just kidding. This creature is harmless, isn’t it? I will never ever dare to touch it, just looking at it can sent a shiver to my soul >.<
It normally can be seen after the rain, especially in the morning. Maybe it’s the damp that make the creature came out from the hiding place. Who said only human need fresh air...Hehehe
Whenever we see this little creature around, we will move it to a safe place or track. It moves super slow maaah…we don’t want anyone stepping on it.
Naaaaah, this one is the notorious visitor at our home! Meet Tongkilamai aka Lipan. Grandma had bitten twice, brother once…We are the boss of the home, I cannot understand why this creature come and bite as it please. We are not hoarders okay. Our home is clean and clear (hahaha), maybe this creature also want to feel the comfort of home. If its raining heavily, be prepared…this creature will appear before you know it. I remember one incident last year during dad’s birthday. The story goes like this…
Everyone : Happy birthday to you…
Sister : Tongkilamaaaaiii!!!
Everyone : Manaaa??? (where?)
Can you imagine the chaos? Hahaha…everyone ends up looking for that notorious visitor. Nobody want to touch the food unless we found it! Thank God, we found and send it to rest in peace…we are not a killer, we only want to protect ourselves >.<
Last but not least, meet Kumbang Goliat (according to Mr. G, correct me if I am wrong). Is it Kumbang Kotoran or what? When we were in our tender age, the grown up said this creature likes to move dirt. I found this creature on top of box, laying face up. My brother said, it been there for almost 2 days. Haaaahhh….!! And nobody have the sense to move it?? Poor little creature but I didn’t have the courage to touch it…look at the strong legs, imagine it grip your skin. Lastly, I give my brother a strict orders to move and let it go…hahahahaha
Orait barait, there goes my creepy creatures story. I hope you enjoy my bla bla bla and the pictures as well :)
P/S Don’t stare too long. I will not responsible if any of the creatures jump out from your screen….hahahaha
1. itu longtugi bikin gali
ReplyDelete2. itu lipan bikin takut
3. itu kumbang baru sia tau nama dia!!!
psst... msh mode GA lg sia ni tau! ahahahah...
teringat plak aku pasal lipan merayap d rambut aku...ewww...masa tu aku d kampung...aku dlm bilik sama saturang baby...ipar kakakku punya anak...aku mo snap muka tu budak...belum sempat aku snap aku terasa mcm ada barang merayap di leher aku...terus aku kapui tu barang...sekali jatuh di atas tilam...lipan!!!besar lagi tu...nasib baik tu lipan x jatuh atas baby...aku pun xtau dari mana datang lipan tu...siap merayap d leherku lagi..ewww...terus dorang mamaku sibuk mencari tu lipan...rupanya kakakku pun penah kana gigit lipan beiii...
ReplyDeleteatok banyak jua ni..sepa yang pigang ni moi...
ReplyDeleteSa cuma takut tu gipan a.k.a lipan...hehe!
ReplyDelete@Just
ReplyDeletehahahaha...cara menjawab pun macam menjawab soalan. Saya antam ja nama tu kumbang, barabis kunun saya Google :)
Sabar menanti ja tu hadiah aaah...
owh, smua pena sy jmpa and sdh 2kali d gigit (ka d sengat) lipan...lama2 jd lipan woman la ni..
ReplyDelete@Nor Adzwaty
ReplyDeleteNasib juga tida kena tu baby...memang tu lipan tu, tiba2 pandai muncul. Yang kes nenek saya tu, masuk dalam baju dia...kami pun nda paham, macam mana buli jadi begitu...
@Beaty
ReplyDeleteYang tu kumbang, Mr. M yang pigang. Nda saya berani pigang moi...
@Wyne
ReplyDeleteBertempiaran lari kan kalau nampak...belum lagi kena gigit tu. hehehe...
Wah tu lontugi ko tida takut???
@Zezebel
ReplyDeleteYa kan, gigit kah sengat...hahahaha
I still remember your story. Rumah lama kamu banyak tu kan...
yang paling danger...tongkilamai.wah,pandai sudah aku sebut nama2 dalam bhsa dusun kan..haha
ReplyDeletetongkilamai tu yg paling ngeri. seram bulu roma aku tgk benda tu
ReplyDelete@Biskut
ReplyDeletePaling danger, YES.
Thanks kerana sudi belajar, memang itu tujuannya...nak share bahasa tu kepada semua :)
berdiri bulu roma sya..gali!!!!!! hahaha
ReplyDelete@Sasa Al-Sharif
ReplyDeleteSeram dan sakit kalau disengat :)
@Stella
ReplyDeleteJangan tingu lama-lama, nanti melompat tu dari skrin...hahaha
Hello jane.
ReplyDeleteDi mana juga kamu dapat ni binatang semua. Tidak baik tau menganiaya binatang. Besar-besar lagi tu semua ni? kalau di Thailand ni mesti laku timbang kilo. Wakakakakaka....
PS: You will certainly be joining the club as one of the admin. Will inform you about it later.
1. Lontugi
ReplyDelete2. Tangkalamai
3. Rungui
Itu bah nama dia tu...tu tangkalai paling ngam simpan di poket..
@BOS SBC
ReplyDeleteBanyak di rumah nie incik, mau kah?? hahaha...
Bukan aniaya bah, kami kasi lepas pun. Kecuali tu lipan, nda kan simpan dalam rumah...
PS: Seriously??!! I am honor...TQ :)
@Gunsirit
ReplyDeleteNaah tangkalamai atau tongkilamai...hahaha
You hangover again kah, the last picture is not rungui bah...I am sure about it. Rungui tu kecil saja, mana ada begitu besar :)
aya.. lama sudah saya nda jumpa kopiting owh.. mandak
ReplyDeleteWAAAAAHhhh! Seramnya nampak tu lipan, saya paling takut owh tu, ish palis2 terjumpa lagi.
ReplyDeletehahhaa. serius comel tanduk kumbang goliat tu. hehe. kat rumah saya cuma boleh jumpa yang dua di atas. kumbang tu macam tak pernah saya jumpa.
ReplyDeleteHey, nice blog mandak~ Fall in love with it at the first 'sight', so to speak. haha~ anyway, i like this particular post. Itu lontugi aiso hal. tapi itu lipan & itu kumbang. Ini mungkin pasal loghat/slang daerah baini ngkali tpi kalo itu lipan, tmpt sya ni kami biasa panggil tangkalamai. and itu kumbang tu kalo inda silap singgohuk. hehe~ apapun keep this blog up mandak~ kiihoooii...
ReplyDelete@hgp
ReplyDeleteKounsikoi togumu :)
You are right, lain daerah lain slang...sometimes you will pening and wonder if you are right or wrong...hahaha. kiihooooiii...